STEPPIN’ OFF…THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Alright so here we go…the final week of this damn shit…the waiting, anticipation, the “hey I’m really leaving now” conversations and the end of an era…(In my big retrospective someone’s having a nostalgic moment radio guy voice)

Too long I’ve been here…long enough to treat the time spent like a woman’s age over 30….you’re not gonna get the truth…or troof depending who you are…

I’m not gonna get all mushmouth and shit just…sniff sniff…ready to get the hell on with this damn road trip on Fri.

Have any of you ever driven 15 hours drug free across country…if so, please email me and tell me how to make this happen! Part of me figures that since I sit at my desk so much doing what some would call nothing all day, that I could do the same with my foot on the petal and getting to get up and move around a little bit every so often. 

Either way…time to slide back to tha Yay Arrrrrrrreeeeaaaaaaa! for 1, 2, or 3 weeks depending on how things go then we go on tour in June!

Nonetheless…the same ignorance continues here until…well…hmmm…probably well beyond the time that I leave; for example…one of my old interns who I lovingly referred to as  ”Swampfoot” that had been known on the show for…being reall fuggin’ retarded about guys…like on some…”how did you fall for that?!” type shit.

here’s an abbreviated excerpt:

DUMB INTERN (DI) : Do not go to a concert on a Sunday night while sick and expect to be ok at work the next morning

ME: God, no matter how many days older you get, you’re still dumb! Adapt

DI: I thought I’d be ok…I chugged a whole bunch of daytime cough syrup and still had a blast…is that “Adapt” enough for yoU?

ME: Not really…at least you’re consistent though

epilogue: the convo ends here because after my last response Dumb Intern goes into a text rant about blah blah blah…I don’t sleep around as much anymore….blah blah blah….haven’t been to a club in months…blah blah blah… I go to church now…Not once did she ask if I needed help packing or if I needed some good luck head (which I would have respectfully declined …she’s not pure.)

On another note,

We’ll see how I feel about radio in a few weeks It’s crazy…you can’t have role models anymore! Everyone that I’ve looked up to in radio has turned into a douche or and straight let down…and my standards aren’t even that high!

We’ll see what my management thinks about this whole thing when I actually get in town…more updates tomorrow and get ready for the travel blog…which will just be me wasting time as I drive; detailing the sights and shit I see driving back to cali!

TIME FOR A DAMN NAP…